First I must tell my friends and children that I am sorry they have to have this image in their head, but it is life. This is one that I have to say I am glad I have not figured out how to upload photos....
So, I go to see my first patients of the day Tuesday and it is a gay guy couple. One wanted to hug me instead of shake my hand when I came into the room. Can you say pass? They asked me in this flirtatious tone.."so who decorated your office..we love it?" I decorated it, but I lied. Safety first I always say! So I notice what I thought were hickies on one of the fellows. I go to listen to "his" lungs and heart and I notice hickies everywhere. He was wearing a thin white t-shirt and they were exposing themselves through the shirt. As I choked back my breakfast, I finished my visit and thought that is one of the strangest visits I have had. Yes, I did wipe my stethoscope down with alcohol.
It gets worse!!
My first patient of the afternoon (same day) was another one who swings from the other side of the plate (not that there is anything wrong with it for those politically correct, but not for me dude). He was sitting in the chair I usually sit in, so it forced me to sit on my couch. Well, he moved over to the couch and sat next to me and asked me in perfect lisp.."so, what do you like to do when not at work?" You would have thought my couch had a spring in it as it catapulted me over to my chair. I don't think I have talked as fast as I did then and ran. Do I have, "hey gay fella; please hit on me" written on my forehead? I checked, and I don't. I am all man and only swing from one side of the plate.
So my staff are teasing me telling me I have new dating opportunities now. People tell me I should be flattered 'cause gay guys hit on the good-looking ones. I am not flattered, I am scared. Today is Friday so I will see what happens.....always something strange. Once again, be glad I have no photos to post...........
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